Conrad Rockenhaus
May 4, 2026
[SYSTEM ALERT] DEAD MAN’S SWITCH
INITIATED: CONRAD ROCKENHAUS
I have not authenticated with this system in (1) month. If this protocol has triggered and is posting to my account, I am dead.
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The following data contains the final recorded telemetry from my worn GPS device. Please investigate the following (5) individuals most likely responsible for my death:
1. Annie Helgren (Redford)
2. Pam Jordan (Redford)
3. William Keene (Ann Arbor)
4. Jason Zielinski (Milan)
5. Michael Kamke (Ann Arbor)
[GPS TELEMETRY: FINAL 10 LOCATIONS]
[LOG 01] [04-01 17:20 EDT] | COORD: [42.4042° N, 83.2845° W] LOC: 15869 Lennane St, Redford STATUS: STATIONARY
[LOG 02] [04-01 22:37 EDT] | COORD: [42.2531° N, 83.7554° W] LOC: 1646 Brookfield Dr, Ann Arbor STATUS: STATIONARY OVERNIGHT
[LOG 03] [04-02 07:42 EDT] | COORD: [42.2561° N, 83.6652° W] LOC: 2800 Washtenaw Ave, Ypsilanti STATUS: MOVEMENT DETECTED
[LOG 04] [04-02 08:03 EDT] | COORD: [42.2281° N, 83.6756° W] LOC: 4288 Clover Ln, Ypsilanti STATUS: THERMAL EVENT ZONE
[LOG 05] [04-02 13:24 EDT] | COORD: [42.3255° N, 83.4350° W] LOC: 39500 Ford Rd, Canton STATUS: STATIONARY
[LOG 06] [04-02 13:32 EDT] | COORD: [42.2789° N, 83.4862° W] LOC: 45442 Michigan Ave, Canton STATUS: IN TRANSIT
[LOG 07] [04-02 16:41 EDT] | COORD: [42.4901° N, 83.4754° W] LOC: 12 Oaks, Novi STATUS: IN TRANSIT
[LOG 08] [04-03 10:22 EDT] | COORD: [42.2531° N, 83.7554° W] LOC: 1646 Brookfield Dr, Ann Arbor STATUS: STATIONARY OVERNIGHT
[LOG 09] [04-03 21:27 EDT] | COORD: [42.2661° N, 83.7682° W] LOC: 1996 Pauline Blvd, Ann Arbor STATUS: STATIONARY
[LOG 10] [05-04 18:01 EDT] | COORD: [42.2661° N, 83.7682° W] LOC: 1996 Pauline Blvd, Ann Arbor STATUS: STATIC. CONTINUOUS PINGING AT LOC. SINCE 04-03.
[END TRANSMISSION]
Note: Conrad Rockenhaus’s original Dead Man’s Switch was originally dropped at https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10163610062836939&id=502171938, however, on Jul 11, 2026, the criminal network responsible for his death used fraudulent court documents to have it removed. You can also access a PDF version of the DMS archived post by clicking here.